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I am not your friend.
I am just a man who knows how to feel.
I am not your friend.
I’m not your lover.
I’m not your family.

Yeah.

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"Why would anyone believe that? You’re not fine. If you were, you wouldn’t be crying and lying at the greater Philadelphia area’s finest convenient store. What are people supposed to think you’re crying for? Best case scenario: People believe you’re crying because the dispenser is out of pumpkin coffee…I didn’t think about that…that’s the best case scenario; crying over coffee. But there’s some real shit going on, and if the people in this Wawa knew how much strength it took for you to even get out of bed, let alone into a car, let alone make it here; they would applaud you for being the hero that you are. Yeah, you’re feeling feelings and that’s real an-and maybe you’re feeling judged by these soft pretzel eaters but some times you gotta cry in public, even if makes a bunch of people in a Wawa really uncomfortable."

- Chris Gethard and Mal Blum
Crying at the Wawa
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shaxaphone:

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

is she even real

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You find yourself in a group of people standing next to a cliff.

Suddenly, someone pushes another person, sending them over the edge. Thankfully, the victim is able to hold on to the edge rather than fall to their death, but nobody makes a move to help them or stop the perpetrator. Everyone, including yourself, simply stands there watching.

Angry that they’ve been pushed, angry that nobody is helping them as they struggle not to fall, the victim screams, ‘Is anybody going to fucking help me??’

That gets everyone’s attention. ‘Why are you mad at me?’ one person asks. ‘I didn’t push you.’

'Nobody is going to want to help you with an attitude like that.'

'You're just as bad as him.'

Nobody makes a move to help.

The victim screams in frustration, their fingers slipping. ‘You’ve got to be fucking joking!’ they shout as they lose their grip.

'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.' You say as you walk away.

Welcome to the anti-sj/’real justice’ movement.

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some of the anti sj will step on that person’s fingers too because they think they’re being “too harsh”

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themoonphase:

Here’s Hyde to cleanse the negativity from your blog and dash.

themoonphase:

Here’s Hyde to cleanse the negativity from your blog and dash.

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ratchetmessreturns:

My boobs hurt just looking at this shit… damn that looks nasty

QUICKLY NOW!
SHE HAS THE PLAGUE.
BURN HER AND LET HER BLOOD.

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Ayyyy lmao

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ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

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skewedhearts:

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carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

I CANT BREATHE

the office is literally always like this

Always like this

The best

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bakeanddestroy:

I was tempted, but resisted posting this on the @catemcnabb account. #makeuptips

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